My Interview with Bennet, Ingraham, Hannity, and O'Reilly

Once again, my dedictaed staff has pulled off the impossible. They have gathered together four Media Giants for an exclusive interview at my home in Virginia.

Interview regarding the Pope's visit and praying with the Muslims.
After welcoming my guests and cleaning some of my dog's hair off Hannity's suit pants, I get right down to business.

Mark: Why have none of you commented on the Pope's recent visit and apparent praying with Muslims?

Bill Bennett: The beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Mark, I'll bet you twenty dollars your dog pees on Hannity's leg before this interview is over...

Mark: Mr. Bennett, there will be no betting in my house sir. Laura, what are your thoughts?

Laura Ingraham: Mark, if you were not married, I'd be all over you like chilli on a hot dog! That said, when Muslims beat infidels, it's just too bad for the latter; they must submit to their new overlords' rules with all the attendant discrimination and humiliation mandated for non-Muslims. Yet when Islam is beaten, demands for apologies and concessions are expected from the infidel world at large.

Mark: Thanks Laura, your a sweet gal. Sean, your Catholic, why the silence on the Pope's visit?

Sean Hannity: Can you get your damn dog the hell off my leg? Damn it! this is worse than spending 60 minutes with Alan!

Mark: Come here boy! get down, sit! sit! sit! sit! I said sit! good boy!

Sean Hannity: thank you. Did you hear about the former university prof. that says 'all white people should be eliminated' ? I had that on last night.

Mark: Yes I did, but what about the Pope?

Sean Hannity: I am not a practicing Catholic, my wife makes me go to that stupid church.

Bill O'Reilly: I hate to say it, but it's going to take another 9/11 to mobilize people against the jihad, and even then the far left will not join up. Confrontation, however, is coming. Iran and the jihadists smell blood, they are on the march. The question is, will anyone march against them beside the USA?

Mark: what about the Pope? was it right for him to be there?

Bill O'Reilly: Look, Popes do goofy things, get over it man!

Mark: Well, thanks again for all you folks time. Mr. Bennett, please put my poker chips back in the drawer.

I thought the time we spent together was quite informative and productive.

Thanks again to my dedicated staff.