I propose we stop using the acronym GLBT (Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgender) and start using the acronym TWATS (This, Whatever, And That Sexual) for two primary reasons. 1. Twats is a word. 2. If history is any indicator - GLBT will be adding more letters soon, confusing us all.
Changing the definition of "marriage" was easy - it is time we move on to embracing the TWATS generation.